Lightning Has Just Struck My Brain.

Chills.

In 3,000 years, after the h1n1 outbreak of 09-10 has destroyed the earth (no joke. have you washed your hands yet? WASH THEM NOW. I’m not having my site get the swine from your grubby keyboards) and dolphins finally take their rightful place atop the earth, dolphin historians will uncover the great monoliths throughout the civilized portions of this country (aka THE REAL AMERICA) planted in honor of the ONE TRUE PERFECTION, Steven Spielberg’s 1991 masterpiece Hook. The reasons for its greatness have been documented at length elsewhere; let’s just skip straight to the good stuff:

Pogo, that dude I posted about once, has made a Hook remix. It’s like most of his other remixes, in that it’s a better video than it is a song, and it can only hold my interest for 90 seconds. But those were 90 awesome seconds. Prepare to have your mind blown. Briefly.

I know what you want, so I’ll hook you up (lololololmao). Buy the damn movie here, watch it twice, then tell me why you love it in the comments.

Thanks to faithful reader Javonnah for the tip.