Chills.

In 3,000 years, after the h1n1 outbreak of 09-10 has destroyed the earth (no joke. have you washed your hands yet? WASH THEM NOW. I’m not having my site get the swine from your grubby keyboards) and dolphins finally take their rightful place atop the earth, dolphin historians will uncover the great monoliths throughout the civilized portions of this country (aka THE REAL AMERICA) planted in honor of the ONE TRUE PERFECTION, Steven Spielberg’s 1991 masterpiece Hook. The reasons for its greatness have been documented at length elsewhere; let’s just skip straight to the good stuff:

Pogo, that dude I posted about once, has made a Hook remix. It’s like most of his other remixes, in that it’s a better video than it is a song, and it can only hold my interest for 90 seconds. But those were 90 awesome seconds. Prepare to have your mind blown. Briefly.

I know what you want, so I’ll hook you up (lololololmao). Buy the damn movie here, watch it twice, then tell me why you love it in the comments.

Thanks to faithful reader Javonnah for the tip.

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3. REMIXTAPE TIME

Doesn't that creepy little moustache just scream "substance abuser?"

It’s been a cooky day here at the post. We kicked it off by getting our faces melted by Dan Deacon’s new album. Then, for lunch, I had a sandwich with pesto in it. Can you believe it? A normal turkey sandwich, but with pesto instead of mayonaisse. And you thought pesto was just for pastas and pizzas! Ha! I’m a trendsetter, kids — stick with me. And, to continue our crazy streak, I’m sharing with you a video/song a friend showed me a couple of weeks ago, which I’ve probably watched/listened to 50 times in the two weeks since: a video/audio remix of Walt Disney’s Alice in Wonderland.

I don’t know if you’d heard this, but apparently ol’ Walt suffered from a nasty morphine addiction. That’s right. Gobble up that information quickly, because Buzz Lightyear’s Star Command is going to hunt every piece of that knowledge down and incinerate it with his cool wrist-blastery thing. Just like they did to the original bearer of truth, Snopes. Perhaps the film that best demonstrates this bizarre drug need is Alice in Wonderland (although that scene in Dumbo could give it a run for its money). Pogo’s remix draws out the trippiness, adds a sick bassline, and delivers the party. Watch/listen/download.

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Alice (Audio Remix of Disney’s Alice in Wonderland) – Pogo (mp3)

Februaremedy: 24/28

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